NIGHT B4 CHRISTMAS

TWAS THE NIGHT B4 CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THRU THE LAND,
NOT A CREATURE WAS MOVING
JUST SOME OLD FUNNY LOOKING FAT MAN.
HE HAD BIG ROSEY CHEEKS
AND A FURRY WHITE BEARD,
HE WAS RIDING IN THE SKY
WITH 8 CRAZY ASS REINDEER.
HE LANDED ON THE ROOF
AND SLIP DOWN THE CHIMNEY,
BUT HE HAPPENED TO GET STUCK
CAUSE HE REALIZE HE WASNT  THAT SKINNY.
SO HE GOT A LITTLE GREASE AND
PROCEEDED TO PUT IT ON HIS BODY,
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE WAS
STANDING NEXT TO THIS LITTLE HOTTY.
SHE SAID OH MY GOD
COULD THIS REALLY BE,
ARE YOU THE MAN I ASK FOR
TO BRING THIS PRESENT TO ME.
HE SAID THAT IS RIGHT LITTLE DARLING
I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WISH,
NOW COME SIT ON MY LAP
AND ENJOY THESE COOKIES ON MY DISH.
SHE SAID THANK YOU CUTE LITTE FAT MAN
FOR GIVING ME WHAT I WANT,
A SHINEY BRAND NEW KEY
TO MY BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT.
SO UP THE CHIMNEY HE WENT
WAY UP ABOVE THE CLOUDS,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL TRY NOT TO BE SO DAMN LOUD.

IRRESISTIBLE MAN

There is a irresistible man
that I long to see,
If he only knew
how much he means to me.
He has the intelligence
of a superior alien being,
I wish I could be with him
but right now he is only in my dreams.
Oh how I yearn to be with
that enticing man twenty four seven,
Just hearing the sound of his voice
puts me  in pure heaven.
The day will come
where we will never part,
because that irresistible man
will always have a place in my heart.

MY BROTHER "TOM"

My brother tom is an exceptional guy
He has a light in his eyes,
that shines real bright
just like the stars in the sky.
He has fabulous hair
and a miraculous smile,
the kind that turn heads
more than just once in a while.
When we were growing up
he had a tendency to be mean,
for some reason he liked
to hear the sounds of my scream.
But that was then
and this is now,
believe me when I say
damn "Tom" wow.
He is always working hard
and he never seems to stop,
It makes me wonder if the blood
vessel in his brain is going to pop.
You accomplished so many
things in your life,
like a big house, two kids, three dogs,
and a very beautiful wife.
All the things you do
you never ceased to soar,
I will always love my brother tom
then, now, and forever more.
Born on the day
May 18, 1963,
I will never stop being proud of my brother "Tom"
despite of what he thinks of me.

MR. SENSATIONAL

Mr. sensational is a great man of stature
He has a heart so sweet and pure,
His voice is like a beautiful angel
that would give any disease a cure.
He has a luminous smile
that is really big and bright,
just like the stars in the sky
that shine throughout the night.
When we were growing up
we use to hang out all the time,
like singing karoke, dancing,
and drinking some fine ass wine.
He always likes to work real hard
and is willing to accomodate anyone,
he has an awesome personality
and is definatley alot of fun.
This Mr. sensational that I speak about
happens to be my brother bill,
don't ever forget how much I love you
because I definately never will.

FANTASTIC WOMAN

I am a one woman attack force
an inhuman explosion,
when I enter a room
I'm sheer poetry in motion.
It's impossible to be silent
It's impossible to sit down,
you see the crowd always goes crazy
when fantastic woman comes around.
Whistles and screams
screams and shouts,
everyone comes to their feet
when fantastic woman turns it out.
All these things I do
things no one else can,
because I'm the ultimate sensation
the undisputed fantastic woman.

WONDER

I often sit and wonder
If you ever think of me,
If only I could look into your heart
but I'm afraid of what I might see.
Your words are filled with spoken
love and promise tenderness,
but how you really feel
I can only guess.
If only you were here with me
to hold me in your loving embrace,
to give me something more than just words
to fill my hearts empty space.

MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER

My mother is a one of a kind gem
she has a enormous heart of gold,
she is always here to lend a helping hand
even though I am way to old.
I don't know why she puts up with me
I never seem to do anything right,
perhaps it is because well lets face it
I'm not really wrapped to tight.
When I was a little girl
I remember her telling me,
when you grow up christine
you can be anything you want to be.
If it wasn't for my mother always
helping me out every time,
I probably would be in the nut house
without ever using my mind.
I love my beautiful mother
more than anything else in the world,
maybe that is why I never grew up
in my mind I will always be her little girl.