TWAS THE NIGHT B4 CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THRU THE LAND,
NOT A CREATURE WAS MOVING
JUST SOME OLD FUNNY LOOKING FAT MAN.
HE HAD BIG ROSEY CHEEKS
AND A FURRY WHITE BEARD,
HE WAS RIDING IN THE SKY
WITH 8 CRAZY ASS REINDEER.
HE LANDED ON THE ROOF
AND SLIP DOWN THE CHIMNEY,
BUT HE HAPPENED TO GET STUCK
CAUSE HE REALIZE HE WASNT THAT SKINNY.
SO HE GOT A LITTLE GREASE AND
PROCEEDED TO PUT IT ON HIS BODY,
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE WAS
STANDING NEXT TO THIS LITTLE HOTTY.
SHE SAID OH MY GOD
COULD THIS REALLY BE,
ARE YOU THE MAN I ASK FOR
TO BRING THIS PRESENT TO ME.
HE SAID THAT IS RIGHT LITTLE DARLING
I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WISH,
NOW COME SIT ON MY LAP
AND ENJOY THESE COOKIES ON MY DISH.
SHE SAID THANK YOU CUTE LITTE FAT MAN
FOR GIVING ME WHAT I WANT,
A SHINEY BRAND NEW KEY
TO MY BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT.
SO UP THE CHIMNEY HE WENT
WAY UP ABOVE THE CLOUDS,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL TRY NOT TO BE SO DAMN LOUD.
