NIGHT B4 CHRISTMAS

TWAS THE NIGHT B4 CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THRU THE LAND,
NOT A CREATURE WAS MOVING
JUST SOME OLD FUNNY LOOKING FAT MAN.
HE HAD BIG ROSEY CHEEKS
AND A FURRY WHITE BEARD,
HE WAS RIDING IN THE SKY
WITH 8 CRAZY ASS REINDEER.
HE LANDED ON THE ROOF
AND SLIP DOWN THE CHIMNEY,
BUT HE HAPPENED TO GET STUCK
CAUSE HE REALIZE HE WASNT  THAT SKINNY.
SO HE GOT A LITTLE GREASE AND
PROCEEDED TO PUT IT ON HIS BODY,
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE WAS
STANDING NEXT TO THIS LITTLE HOTTY.
SHE SAID OH MY GOD
COULD THIS REALLY BE,
ARE YOU THE MAN I ASK FOR
TO BRING THIS PRESENT TO ME.
HE SAID THAT IS RIGHT LITTLE DARLING
I AM HERE TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WISH,
NOW COME SIT ON MY LAP
AND ENJOY THESE COOKIES ON MY DISH.
SHE SAID THANK YOU CUTE LITTE FAT MAN
FOR GIVING ME WHAT I WANT,
A SHINEY BRAND NEW KEY
TO MY BEAUTIFUL RESTAURANT.
SO UP THE CHIMNEY HE WENT
WAY UP ABOVE THE CLOUDS,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL TRY NOT TO BE SO DAMN LOUD.

IRRESISTIBLE MAN

There is a irresistible man
that I long to see,
If he only knew
how much he means to me.
He has the intelligence
of a superior alien being,
I wish I could be with him
but right now he is only in my dreams.
Oh how I yearn to be with
that enticing man twenty four seven,
Just hearing the sound of his voice
puts me  in pure heaven.
The day will come
where we will never part,
because that irresistible man
will always have a place in my heart.

MY BROTHER "TOM"

My brother tom is an exceptional guy
He has a light in his eyes,
that shines real bright
just like the stars in the sky.
He has fabulous hair
and a miraculous smile,
the kind that turn heads
more than just once in a while.
When we were growing up
he had a tendency to be mean,
for some reason he liked
to hear the sounds of my scream.
But that was then
and this is now,
believe me when I say
damn "Tom" wow.
He is always working hard
and he never seems to stop,
It makes me wonder if the blood
vessel in his brain is going to pop.
You accomplished so many
things in your life,
like a big house, two kids, three dogs,
and a very beautiful wife.
All the things you do
you never ceased to soar,
I will always love my brother tom
then, now, and forever more.
Born on the day
May 18, 1963,
I will never stop being proud of my brother "Tom"
despite of what he thinks of me.

MR. SENSATIONAL

Mr. sensational is a great man of stature
He has a heart so sweet and pure,
His voice is like a beautiful angel
that would give any disease a cure.
He has a luminous smile
that is really big and bright,
just like the stars in the sky
that shine throughout the night.
When we were growing up
we use to hang out all the time,
like singing karoke, dancing,
and drinking some fine ass wine.
He always likes to work real hard
and is willing to accomodate anyone,
he has an awesome personality
and is definatley alot of fun.
This Mr. sensational that I speak about
happens to be my brother bill,
don't ever forget how much I love you
because I definately never will.

FANTASTIC WOMAN

I am a one woman attack force
an inhuman explosion,
when I enter a room
I'm sheer poetry in motion.
It's impossible to be silent
It's impossible to sit down,
you see the crowd always goes crazy
when fantastic woman comes around.
Whistles and screams
screams and shouts,
everyone comes to their feet
when fantastic woman turns it out.
All these things I do
things no one else can,
because I'm the ultimate sensation
the undisputed fantastic woman.

WONDER

I often sit and wonder
If you ever think of me,
If only I could look into your heart
but I'm afraid of what I might see.
Your words are filled with spoken
love and promise tenderness,
but how you really feel
I can only guess.
If only you were here with me
to hold me in your loving embrace,
to give me something more than just words
to fill my hearts empty space.

MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER

My mother is a one of a kind gem
she has a enormous heart of gold,
she is always here to lend a helping hand
even though I am way to old.
I don't know why she puts up with me
I never seem to do anything right,
perhaps it is because well lets face it
I'm not really wrapped to tight.
When I was a little girl
I remember her telling me,
when you grow up christine
you can be anything you want to be.
If it wasn't for my mother always
helping me out every time,
I probably would be in the nut house
without ever using my mind.
I love my beautiful mother
more than anything else in the world,
maybe that is why I never grew up
in my mind I will always be her little girl.

THINGS OF THE PAST

Every night I love you in my dreams
and everything is as it was before,
but when I wake up I'm alone
and you don't love me anymore.
We were young lovers
you and I,
with our hearts in our hands
and our heads in the sky.
Life was simple and loving
very easy to do,
pain and sorrow did not exist
and dreams always came true.
Then one day I became a woman
and you were a man at last,
but love and dreams were gone
becoming things of the past.

LOST

Thoughts and emotions
cloud my mind,
I feel almost lost
somehow suspended in time.
Faces and voices
alien and strange,
things once a part of me
no longer the same.
I want with all my heart to feel
yet I can't remember how  to touch,
It seems that in a short time
I have lost so very much.
With each passing day I pretend
I wear a mask of conformity,
keeping these secrets and fears
locked away inside of me.
Perhaps there is a chance
that I will grasp myself again,
or maybe I will just be an empty void
where once a soul had been.

YOU AND I

Our minds have met
our souls have touched,
over the course of time
we shared so very much.
We held eachother's hand
when we both were sad,
being that close friend
neither one of us had.
You and I have experienced
the same joy and the same pain,
a precious love lost
that will never be again.
Yet there is one imperative question
that remains in my head,
Will you and I ever
share the same bed?

DECEITFUL GUY

A love never promised
is a love never missed,
I knew you would deceive me
from the moment we kissed.
You said all the things that i wanted to hear
you promised me the world,
but every time we were apart
you were with another girl.
I always believe you
know matter how much you lied,
I guess that is what I get for
falling in love with a deceitful guy.

LOSING YOU

The pain of losing you is
far more than I can bare,
we had a special love
the one that you and I shared.
But love seems to
work in strange ways,
becoming more and more
confusing day after day.
You may think that love
has to come to an end,
but who am I to say
we will never love again.
If we can't be in love
in this life with eachother,
well than maybe there will
be a chance for us in another.

YOUR EYES

I look into your eyes
and I see another time another place,
I use to imagine true beauty
until I saw it come alive in your face.
Your voice is like a symphony
composed by mozart and bach,
in my mind I here it over and over
the sound never stops.
In my heart I knew you would be
here before you ever came,
I feel that I have known you
but i don't even know your name.
Before you came my life was
empty, barren, and unfulfilled,
with you every moment is excitement
every second is a thrill.

A LOVE LIKE THIS

If only you would let me in
I know that love would begin.
If only you would let me talk to you
I know this love would capture you.
Get into me
like I'm into you,
Let this passion inspire you
through and through.
Let me take you on
a miraculous ride,
well float and glide
through loves bright skies,
expressing our love with nothing to hide.
Now tell me, "Can a love like this be denied?"

DREAMING

Like I had done so many times in my dreams,
I lay down by your side,
ready to release that love and passion
I had for so long kept inside.
With each gesture of your body
you expressed your intense love for me,
as we made love we gave new meaning
to the words, "Passion and Ecstasy."
I could feel our bodies taking over
using the emotions our minds could no longer comprehend,
I wanted to make love perpetually,
hoping the night would never end.